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angelporrino
May 17, 20242 min read
in my FAVORITE era!
Baseball has been in my life since I can remember. I grew up playing at the ballpark while my older brother played on the field and my...
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angelporrino
Jul 8, 20202 min read
Tears: 1% water 99% feelings
This is gonna be a rather short post this time. But, I woke up really sad this morning. In fact, I’ve been crying all day and it really...
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angelporrino
Jul 5, 20202 min read
"Independence" Day
As time goes by, I’m finding it harder and harder to be any sort of patriotic. As today is July 4th, and normally I would have the family...
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angelporrino
Apr 13, 20201 min read
Easter 2020
Happy mother fucking easter everyone. Honestly I’m in a weird mood today. I thought I was the only one, turns out I’m not. 2 of my best...
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angelporrino
Mar 21, 20203 min read
Quarantine Confessions pt. 1
Friday, march 20, 2020 Ok, so it’s been officially been 10 days that I personally have been out of work and in quarantine. Tony got back...
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angelporrino
Mar 21, 20203 min read
Birthday Disaster
I went back and forth about 600 times and then 600 more about whether or not I was going to write this post. I don’t want to upset anyone...
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angelporrino
Jun 27, 20193 min read
Make AllStars, Not Losers
**just to be clear, i'm not calling anyone's child a loser. It was just the only thing that I could think of to write in place of the...
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angelporrino
Oct 26, 20181 min read
WAKE UP!...and Smoke A Big Bowl of Early Voting.
It’s that time guys. I can’t emphasize enough, how important it is to vote. Honestly up until recently, I did not realize HOW important...
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angelporrino
Oct 18, 20183 min read
Brady Bunch My A$$.
yo… Blended families are soooo much harder than they ever warn you will be. Steven Spielberg could write an award winning motion picture...
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angelporrino
Oct 6, 20182 min read
Maybe She's Born With It.
Ok…WTF IS CONTOUR!?!?!?! Listen. To. Me. I don’t have time to do all that, sis. And honestly tho, I don’t even know how! So unless my...
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angelporrino
Sep 29, 20182 min read
Pizza Face
Since I was about 23, I started breaking out with serious acne. I have no idea what started it, but it still till this day, is something...
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angelporrino
Sep 28, 20183 min read
I BELIEVE YOU!
Ok, so the door has been opened really wide for me to write a post on this hearing. (Ford vs. Kavanaugh) As a victim of sexual assault,...
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angelporrino
Aug 15, 20182 min read
First The Worst
Oh high… Welcome to my real life blog, for real life moms and women just like me! MILF and COOKIES is finally up and running and to be...
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angelporrino
Aug 15, 20182 min read
4th Freaking Grade
Im still in shock that my dude is starting 4th grade. I remember 4th grade so vividly. Me and my best friend, (who is still my best...
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angelporrino
Aug 15, 20182 min read
Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels
Bodies are beautiful! All of them. And all body types should be celebrated. I personally, however, struggle with my weight. I’m a lot...
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angelporrino
Aug 14, 20181 min read
Old fashion AF
Call me old fashioned, but I CANNOT STAAAAAAAAND the amount that kids are on phones and video games now a days. Don’t get me wrong, I am...
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